Rainy Day Without the Rain........

Day 3

Panoramic view of our street

Sleeping situation has not improved.  Now the boyfriend is taunting me.  We were sleeping and he had plenty of covers and yet he STILL pulled mine from me.  I looked at him and gave him my evil glare and then went to the bathroom.  When I came back I said "Why did you do that to me??!?!?!" *drama queen* and he responded (AND I QUOTE) "I was bored and I wanted to bother you."  This is my life ladies and gentleman.  My life.

After my epic trip to the bathroom that will remain a mystery, I checked my email and got my first job response asking me to call them!  I was super giddy but it was 7am so I decided it would be best to go jogging first like we planned last night.  We gave it our all and then five minutes later, we resorted to walking whoop whoop! (Resume boost: Short distance runner!)

The plan was to run to Taco Bell since somehow the boyfriend knows I'm obsessed with the place and we think it is only proper to reward a healthy life style with junk food, but we couldn't find it :(  We believe it is across the highway so the boyfriend decided it wasn't worth it and after dodging a few cars and him death gripping my arm, I decided it wasn't worth it either  (Resume boost: Thinks on her feet!) But I got to explore more of the shopping area in Corona!

OMG!!!  I CAN CROCHET FOREVER!!!

So upon coming back to the house, I check my email once again and I have another job response! Even better, it is in Riverside, which Corona is apparently part of.  Super nearby.  So I call the first job and she says there is an office closer to me (THANK GOODNESS) and gives me another number to call to set up an interview.  I call both jobs but there was no answer so I leave a voicemail for both.

Meanwhile the boyfriend goes to the bathroom and next thing I know, our toilet has a leak in it.  No worries, we had been meaning to water the floor.  Was pretty cool though, turns out my boyfriend is pretty handy and has other skills other than cooking, cleaning, and doing the laundry, while I am great at supervising and telling him to cook, clean, and do my laundry.  He finds a wrench and tightens the loose screw and we are good to go (literally.  I went to the bathroom shortly afterwards).  Resume enhancement: Jumps at opportunities.

Breakfast was my next adventure!  William wanted me to cook since I insisted on having muffins for breakfast. I made Banana muffins!

....and boy were they AWFUL! Made sure I took a pretty picture first though :) The boyfriend is so cute, he goes and eats them anyways thinking he just didn't like them and he didn't want to hurt my feelings.  I take one bite and immediately spit it out so at that point he thought it was ok that he tells me what he really thinks.  Just FYI, the fact that they were horrible was NOT my fault! I know I can't cook but how can someone mess up something that says "Just add water?" Well obviously it did get messed up but I swear it was the pan......or the butter....or the fact that we're in Corona hahaha I think it was because they are "Fat Free" and we are not used to that taste.  We have pre-made, bought muffins instead xD

While I was cooking, the first number I called TEXTED me asking "Who is this?" WARNING SIGN.  I text back for some reason telling them I was calling about an interview and they text back saying I have a wrong number.  Darn. Scam.  Silver lining, the next job called me back shortly after and they sounded legit more or less so I have an interview on Monday at 11:30am!  

Here is a picture of my boyfriend's brother freezer that I mentioned in my last blog post......I will move it there later:

Food for DAYS. I feel like we are college students!

Shortly after, I received another email from a SCAM.  I got smarter though and I googled the company before I called and found out that it was a scam.  So I just dismissed it and took a nap.  Next thing I know, I am waking up to a call from a California number.  What do you know, scams are persistent.  I set up an interview with them anyways because they were not taking my subtle hints of "no" as an answer and I will be calling them on Monday pretending like I accepted another job.  So I check my email after I hang up and I have another job response.  At this point I am getting sick of scams so I Google and Google and Google it (please note that if it turns out to be a scam, I will start saying I Binged it and Binged it and Binged it) and I did not see anyone else saying it was a scam.  By the way, my definition of a scam is a door-to-door sales job.  It's not a scam but an actual job, it's just they have to somewhat scam you to get you into the job interview and signing papers.

I went ahead and  called them and they said they were wrapping something up so they will call me back later to give me all their attention...no problem, lunch time!  Still pizza in the fridge and leftovers from last night so we ate that!  Shortly after, I received the call.  The person on the phone gave me a lot of information so I was happy with that and I set up an interview also on Monday at 2:30pm.  Whoops, I overbooked my Monday!

I forgot to mention that everyday before I go to sleep I keep banging my knee on the edge of the bed.  I don't know how I keep forgetting to mention that since I like to try to be funny and my boyfriend breaks into giggle fits every time I hit it and scream in agony.  Then he pauses, asks if I am ok, and then resumes laughing.  Anyways, I bring that up because it turns out I now have bruises on my legs.  It's ok though, the boyfriend put a blanket on it and called it "child proof."

Laundry time!  Now it's time to learn how to use the washer and dryer.  I know that's not my hand but I really did do it by myself :D

Here is proof I dried by myself!

The thing on my head protects my hair all night....and during the day time it signifies that I was too lazy to leave the house all day! Resume boost: Is satisfied with paid vacations.

Got another call and my phone said the area code was in Illinois so I thought it was the Universities again.  Turns out to be a company offering me $19.50 an hour without benefits to work as a Sales Analyst in Santa Ana, California.  I am supposed to email him back but I have decided it is not something I want to pursue so I have not done that.  

UPDATE: The boyfriend shaved!!!  And he looks so GOOOOOOOOOOD.

Before and after.  Such a cutie pie <3

He also spent several hours designing my background for this blog :)  Why did it take so long?  Because I'm picky that's why.  It is actually amazing that we are still living together after all my demands :D  I love how he drew each of us with one suitcase when it should really be me with one suitcase and him with a million suitcases going down the street.....

After doing laundry it was dinner time so..........I fell down the stairs...............with the computer.  I don't really think this house likes me. On the upside, I have a new quality to add to my resume: Is really down to Earth. Always updating that resume.

I now have a frozen bag of Alfredo Chicken on my elbow and a frozen bag of Shrimp Scampi & Linguine on my behind if anyone needs advice on remedies.  

Dinner still must go on!  Boyfriend made Tuscan-Style Braised Beef with Gold Potatoes and Hot Pocket Snackers.  Yum yum. Plenty leftovers so we won't have to take the 10 minutes it took to make this stuff out of our busy day tomorrow of laying around the house.  Resume Boost: TIME SAVER! 

And now time to fold the laundry:

Folding party!

Yes indeed that is Hercules in the corner!

So I conclude this blog with a few life lessons.  Always research the company before you apply even if you are applying to jobs in bulk, remember previous injuries obtained by hateful bed, and finally, always use the handrail when walking down the stairs.

Have a good night!