The Uneventful Weekend

Getting harder and harder to provide panoramics since I never leave the house.......therefore, I bring you: THE KITCHEN!

Day 10: Friday

Finally bought a scale today!!!!!  And guess what!  The boyfriend lost 10 pounds and I..........hate him >_<  Boys suck, it's just SOOOOO easy for them to lose weight.  What just because he eats less than me and cooks and cleans a lot makes him skinnier than me? (Totally a joke by the way, I actually have been doing my share of everything........except for cooking....I've decided that meal time is my official time to work on my supervising experience.  Always thinking one step ahead.)  

Bought the scale at Walmart (of course.  Only because Walmart is right there of course....if there were a local *cough* CHEAP *cough* store closer than Walmart, I would TOTALLY be there) and found the cheapest thing we could: $7.96.  Woohoo now I have an incentive not to go down stairs and eat the leftover ice cream from our cookie dessert, completely dowse it with only the chocolatiest chocolate with extra chocolate, and devour it, bowl included.......literally just made myself cry.

Mean scale not letting me eat chocolate :(

The rest of the day was APPLY APPLY APPLY to jobs.  During which, I had to convince myself not to eat food.  Just FYI: I EAT when I'm bored or sad or......hungry.  So I drank A LOT of water.  Not to worry, we are going to go running tomorrow and possibly check out some yard sales.  I wanna see what the rich people sell in their yard sales.

Day 11: Saturday

The boyfriend keeps stealing my towel!  I go into the bathroom to shower after him and my towel is wet.  So I go to him and say "Hey, which towel did you use?" (because last time he used my towel because he forgot which one was his).  He says "Both.......I couldn't find mine because it was in the dirty clothes for some reason."  So his logic is to use my towel and then once he finds his towel to ALSO use his.  Such a strange child...I'm not sure if it's weird for other people to use their significant others' towel but let's just say my boyfriend dries himself VERY thoroughly and I don't want his "very thoroughly" all over my face when I use my towel so I don't like using towels after him.

No yard sales today :/  The boyfriend was feeling sick so we didn't go out and run or go to yard sales.  I don't know if he was faking it or not as I didn't hear much about him being sick the rest of the day but the thought of running makes me sick too so I probably would've faked it if he didn't.  (Resume boost: Knows a good opportunity when she sees one :D)

Then the most magical thing happened: the great and powerful overlord (the boyfriend's brother) actually made an appearance at his own house!  He decided to work from home.  Why is he working on the weekend?  Well he took off work on Friday to go to Disneyland with his girlfriend even though he has two leeches at home that would've LOVED to go to Disneyland.  So rude.  

Luckily, he took us to Walmart after he was done working, which, if you think about it, forget everything you know about Disneyland and fun, and squint your eyes, is EXACTLY like Disneyland.  So much fun.  I bought floss.

See?  Can hardly notice the difference.

Next was an auto parts store.  We walked inside and an employee walked up to us and asked how we were doing.  I said, "Horrible.  There's no clothes in here!!!!"  I would've stormed out but the boyfriend reminded me that there were hats and gloves for sale in there.  It's like Disneyland just continued.  And it did.  We went to Wendy's again!!  That was magical because I only ordered a chocolate frosty (OF COURSE) and all-of-a-sudden I got a bacon burger as well.  WOW.

Then the worst happened:

INTERNET IS DOWN!!!  WHY?!?!?!!?!?!?!  How will I LIVE?!?!?!?!!?!

HOW WILL I APPLY FOR JOBS?

HOW WILL I RANT IN BLOG FORM AND THEN FORCE PEOPLE TO READ IT??

Used my cell phone as a hot spot.  Cause I got it like that. (Resume boost: Ingenuitive.  I even made up that word, that's how innovative I am......hmmm I probably actually should've used the word innovative....awkward.) 

The boyfriend walked in and saw me in bed with all the technology I currently own....and some shorts laying on top of my body.  Feel free to enjoy the following super attractive photos of me (YES future employers, I AM willing to model.  Please consider the below photos as my headshot....or body shot if you will).

Please ignore the big ball of mess in the corner.  I have told the boyfriend to clean it up for me but he still refuses. The nerve of boys these days.  What he thinks because he's a boy he doesn't need to clean?  Well I believe that men and women are equal so he should clean my mess.  (Resume boost: True feminist!)  Ok, I admit that was awful.  I agree to supervise him as he cleans my mess.

Also, boyfriend made me a creative resume!  Since he had played his 3DS ALL DAY, there was no internet or cable, he literally had nothing to do so I told him what I liked and he made it happen!

Blooped out my contact info.  Not ready for groupies just  yet sorry!

That took until 1 a.m.  Nice outcome though I think!  I hope I get to use it one day, but if not, it will look nice on my website that I still need to create.

Day 12: Sunday

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!

So it turns out we blew out the router......AHA!  That's what he gets for not taking us to Disneyland MUAHAHAHAHA.  Just kidding.  That was horrible.  I swear the internet man just said that so he doesn't look bad at his job.  Also, it would be boyfriend's fault, not mine just FYI.  Very important to note that for future reference.  

Woke up to extreme cramping which turned out to be very fun for the boyfriend because whenever that happens, I scream and kick and hit the floor with more screaming and kicking.  How did he not know that meant "Please get me pills and some water?"  After the boyfriend decoded my message, I went back to sleep for two hours and I was able to resemble a girlfriend that someone would actually want when I woke up :D (*ring ring* Hello?  Puzzle makers?   I'm awesome and I have the best puzzle that all men need to own!)

After my phone call with puzzle manufacturers around the world, I went on an epic quest for ALL THE CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD.  Something wrong with the boyfriend's brother though and there was no chocolate in the house.  WTH?!?!?!!?!  Don't you know what to do when you have an unwanted guest in your house that is a girl?!?!  YOU BUY CHOCOLATE!!!!!  The boyfriend made me cinnamon rolls which did help so I was able to control myself and not get us kicked out (Resume boost: Excellent management of self-control).

After applying for jobs and watching TV/listening to music, I started communicating REALLY LOUDLY to the boyfriend that I was in pain just in case he was wondering about my general well-being.  Then he did the most awesome thing EVER.  He PICKED ME UP, carried me UP THE STAIRS, put me in bed, wrapped me up in blankets, and told me to go to sleep.  I'm not used to be carried as I always was the pack mule so this was pretty awesome for me.

This photo is also photographic proof that I should be a model.  

I will end here as I suspect that my phone will be ringing off the hook as modeling agencies attempt to get me to sign with them.  Be sure to look for me in magazines, commercials, billboards, James Bond movies.....you get the point.